Bauman's Deep Woods Escape (County)

Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape – Where a 4,500 Square-Foot Luxury Cabin, Year-Round Heated Pool, and Total Privacy Create the Ultimate Group Retreat Just Minutes from Charleville Winery and Outdoor Recreation

Most vacation rentals offer a place to sleep between activities. Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape offers an entire destination. This is a 4,500 square-foot luxury cabin that’s less accommodation and more private resort—the kind of property where guests arrive planning to explore Sainte Geneviève’s historic downtown, Charleville Vineyard & Microbrewery’s rolling hills, Pickle Springs Natural Area’s geological wonders, or Hawn State Park’s forested trails, then discover they don’t actually want to leave the property because everything they need for a perfect vacation exists within the wooded 334 Hammermill Trail compound: a 40-foot heated pool (now enclosed for year-round swimming), a hot tub, indoor and outdoor bars, a commercial ice maker, multiple fire pits, sand volleyball court, horseshoe pits, washer toss, ping pong, billiards, a Sonos WiFi speaker system that lets you blast music without disturbing anyone except your own group, and five bedrooms with custom-built bunks sleeping up to 23 people comfortably.

Located just seven miles from downtown Sainte Geneviève but surrounded by deep woods that create total privacy, Bauman’s occupies the sweet spot between accessibility and seclusion. You’re close enough to reach the town’s French colonial historic sites, restaurants like The Anvil Saloon and Stella and Me, and cultural events like the King’s Ball and La Guiannée in minutes. You’re positioned perfectly for day trips to Charleville Vineyard (with its stunning hilltop views), Crown Valley Winery, Cave Vineyard, Pickle Springs Natural Area (featuring unique geological formations and hiking trails), and Hawn State Park (offering wilderness camping, backpacking, and scenic creek valleys). Yet you’re far enough into the woods that the only sounds are birds, wind through trees, and the laughter of your friends, family, or co-workers enjoying a private retreat that feels like you’ve rented an entire resort rather than just a cabin.

The property is “country sophistication at its best”—a phrase that actually captures what Bauman’s achieves. This isn’t rustic cabin where “rustic” means “primitive” or “lacking amenities.” This is a luxury property where rustic details (wood construction, forest setting, outdoor spaces) combine with modern conveniences (commercial kitchen equipment, high-end audiovisual systems, spa-quality bathrooms) to create an environment that’s simultaneously elegant and relaxed, upscale and comfortable, sophisticated and unpretentious.

For large family reunions, friend group getaways, corporate retreats, multi-family vacations, wedding parties, milestone celebrations, or any gathering where you want everyone under one roof with enough space that nobody feels crowded, Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape delivers exactly what its name promises: escape into the deep woods, privacy from the outside world, and the amenities to make that escape luxurious rather than merely adequate.

The Scale: 4,500 Square Feet, Five Bedrooms, Sleeps Up to 23

Understanding Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape requires grasping the sheer scale of the property. This isn’t a cozy cabin for couples. This is a massive luxury residence designed to accommodate large groups without anyone feeling cramped or fighting over bathroom access.

4,500 square feet means serious space. For context, the average American single-family home is roughly 2,300 square feet. Bauman’s is nearly double that, providing room for multiple gathering areas, private retreats, activity zones, and circulation space that prevents the crowded feeling that plagues smaller vacation rentals when fully occupied.

Five bedrooms with custom-built bunk configurations create flexible sleeping arrangements:

• Three queen beds on the bottom bunks
• Three twin XL beds on the top bunks
• Additional sleeping spaces in various configurations throughout the property
• Total capacity: up to 23 guests

The custom bunks aren’t cheap metal frames or flimsy wood construction. These are substantial, well-built sleeping platforms designed for adults and children alike, with proper mattresses and sufficient headroom. The bunk design maximizes bedroom capacity without sacrificing comfort, allowing large families to keep kids together or friend groups to recreate summer camp atmosphere in upscale setting.

Five bathrooms (including 3.5 full baths) mean no morning bottlenecks. The bathrooms feature thoughtful design: dual vanities that are separate from the shower and toilet areas, allowing multiple people to use the same bathroom simultaneously—one person showering, another using the toilet, a third person getting ready at the vanity without conflict. This seemingly minor detail dramatically improves large-group living, eliminating the bathroom wars that plague most vacation rentals when 15-20 people try to get ready simultaneously.

One bathroom features a cedar shower—the kind of unique detail that elevates the property from generic rental to memorable experience. The cedar provides natural aromatherapy, creates beautiful visual aesthetic, and demonstrates the attention to distinctive design that defines Bauman’s approach.

The Space Breakdown:

Main Level – Likely contains primary entertaining areas, kitchen, dining, living spaces, and some bedrooms

Basement Level – Features the seating area with surround sound and gas fireplace, bar area with commercial ice maker, game zones, and additional sleeping quarters

Multiple Decks and Patios – Outdoor living spaces at various levels providing options for sunrise coffee, sunset cocktails, al fresco dining, or simply sitting in the woods watching nature

The spatial design allows large groups to fragment into smaller pods without feeling isolated—parents can supervise kids in the pool while grandparents relax in the hot tub; some people can play billiards in the basement while others cook in the kitchen; teenagers can claim one deck while adults occupy another. The property provides both communal gathering spaces (that enormous kitchen table seating everyone for meals together) and private retreats (bedrooms, multiple bathroom options, various outdoor spots) creating the flexibility that makes or breaks large-group vacations.

The Amenities: More Than Most Resorts Provide

Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape’s amenity list reads like a luxury resort inventory rather than a typical vacation rental offering:

The 40-Foot Heated Pool (Year-Round!) – The centerpiece outdoor feature, this isn’t a small plunge pool or above-ground temporary solution. This is a substantial 40-foot heated pool with new temporary enclosure allowing year-round swimming. Swimming in December in Missouri? At Bauman’s, absolutely. The year-round accessibility transforms the pool from seasonal amenity to constant feature, making the property appealing for winter retreats, early spring getaways, and late fall gatherings when most vacation properties can’t offer swimming.

The Hot Tub – Positioned for privacy and relaxation, the hot tub accommodates multiple guests simultaneously and provides the perfect end to days spent hiking Pickle Springs or touring wineries. Soaking under the stars in the woods while heat soothes muscles creates the kind of vacation memory that justifies the entire trip.

Indoor and Outdoor Bars – The indoor bar features a commercial ice maker (the kind of detail that matters when you’re mixing drinks for 20 people), proper bar seating, and the equipment to serve groups without constant trips to inadequate residential ice cube trays. The outdoor bar serves the pool and patio areas, creating a resort-style setup where you can swim, towel off, and grab a drink without trekking through the house dripping water on floors.

Outdoor Kitchen – Reviews specifically mention the outdoor kitchen as “outstanding for BBQ night,” suggesting substantial cooking capability beyond a simple grill. The outdoor kitchen allows meal preparation in the fresh air, keeps cooking heat and smoke outside during summer, and creates the kind of outdoor entertaining setup that turns meals into events rather than just food service.

Gas Fireplaces – Multiple fireplaces throughout the property (including the basement seating area with surround sound) provide ambiance, supplemental heat, and focal points for gathering. Unlike wood-burning fireplaces requiring constant tending, gas versions offer instant warmth and flames at the flip of a switch.

Outdoor Fire Pit – For traditional s’mores roasting, ghost story telling, and the primal satisfaction of gathering around actual wood fire. The fire pit creates campfire experience in luxury setting—you get the nostalgia and atmosphere without sleeping on the ground or dealing with inadequate facilities.

Sonos WiFi Speaker System – Whole-house audio system controllable via app, allowing you to blast music throughout the property or zone it to specific areas. The description notes: “Yes, I said blast—the only people you are going to bother are the ones in your group.” The privacy and isolation mean you can enjoy music at whatever volume suits the party without neighbor complaints or noise ordinances constraining your celebration.

Recreational Equipment:

• Ping pong table
• Billiards (pool table)
• Sand volleyball court
• Horseshoe pits
• Washer toss
• Board games and card games
• Pool floatation devices

The recreational variety ensures that whether your group prefers competitive sports, casual games, or low-key entertainment, options exist beyond sitting and talking (though the multiple decks and seating areas accommodate that perfectly too).

Kitchen Amenities – Reviews mention a “completely stocked kitchen” with commercial-grade equipment and that enormous kitchen table seating the entire group for family-style meals. The kitchen isn’t afterthought with minimal cookware—it’s designed for actual cooking for large groups, with sufficient pots, pans, utensils, and serving pieces to prepare and present multi-course meals.

Bathroom Amenities – “White glove clean” bathrooms stocked with necessities, plenty of towels for both bathing and pool use, thoughtful touches like dental flossers in cute jars on counters—the kind of details that make guests feel genuinely welcomed rather than processed through rental turnover.

The Design: Modern Mixed with Unique Rustic Detail

Bauman’s achieves what the description calls “country sophistication”—a design philosophy that’s harder to execute than it sounds. Many properties attempting rustic luxury fall into the trap of either looking too polished (losing authentic rustic character) or too rough (sacrificing the luxury comfort that justifies premium rates). Bauman’s apparently navigates this balance successfully, creating spaces that feel both woodsy and refined, casual and upscale, relaxed and well-appointed.

The rustic elements likely include:

• Wood construction and natural materials throughout
• The forest setting and integration with nature
• Features like the cedar shower and outdoor fire pit
• Decks and patios that blur indoor-outdoor boundaries
• The overall aesthetic honoring the woods and natural surroundings

The modern elements include:

• High-end kitchen and bathroom fixtures
• The Sonos sound system and audiovisual equipment
• Contemporary furniture and comfortable bedding
• Climate control maintaining comfort year-round
• The commercial ice maker and professional-grade amenities

The unique rustic details are what elevate the property:

• Custom-built bunks that are both functional and visually distinctive
• The cedar shower
• The thoughtful integration of bars, fire features, and outdoor living spaces
• The landscaping that frames rather than fights the natural woods
• The overall design cohesion that makes the property feel like a intentional retreat rather than random collection of features

Reviews consistently describe the property as “breathtaking,” “beautiful,” and “over-the-top,” suggesting the design successfully delivers visual impact that exceeds expectations. The photos and guest reactions indicate that Bauman’s doesn’t just talk about luxury and sophistication—it delivers them in ways that make an impression.

The Location: Seven Miles from Town, Close to Everything that Matters

Bauman’s “seven miles from town” positioning provides the crucial balance between convenience and seclusion:

From Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape:

To Downtown Sainte Geneviève (7 miles, ~12 minutes):

• Ste. Genevieve National Historical Park historic houses
• The Anvil Saloon & Restaurant and other dining
• Stella and Me, American Custard Co., and local cafés
• Ste. Genevieve Antique Mall and downtown shopping
• Cultural events (King’s Ball, La Guiannée, Holiday Christmas Festival)
• Historic churches and Memorial Cemetery

To Charleville Vineyard & Microbrewery (estimated 15-20 minutes): One of the region’s most scenic wineries, Charleville offers stunning views of rolling hills and vineyards, wine tastings, craft beer from their microbrewery, a restaurant with seasonal menus, outdoor seating perfect for afternoon relaxation, and the kind of hilltop setting that makes the drive worthwhile. The vineyard provides the ideal day trip from Bauman’s—spend the morning at the property enjoying the pool and amenities, drive to Charleville for afternoon wine tasting and dinner, return to Bauman’s for evening s’mores and hot tub relaxation.

To Crown Valley Winery (estimated 10-15 minutes): Another major regional winery offering tours, tastings, events, and dining. Crown Valley’s scale and facilities make it a popular destination for groups staying at Bauman’s who want to experience Missouri wine country.

To Cave Vineyard (estimated 15-20 minutes): Intimate winery with cave tours, tastings, and unique underground experience. The wine flights and spirits tastings provide affordable introduction to the region’s wine culture.

To Pickle Springs Natural Area (estimated 25-30 minutes): One of Missouri’s most distinctive natural areas, Pickle Springs features a 2-mile trail through unique geological formations including arches, shelves, slot canyons, and sandstone outcroppings. The area showcases the diverse geology of Missouri’s eastern Ozark region with features you’d expect in Utah or Arizona rather than Missouri. The trail is moderate difficulty, suitable for families with older children and anyone seeking photographic opportunities and geological interest beyond standard forest hiking.

To Hawn State Park (estimated 30-40 minutes): A 4,953-acre state park offering wilderness camping, backpacking trails, day hiking, picnicking, and exploration of creek valleys and forested uplands. The park’s Pickle Creek Trail (10-mile backpacking trail) and Whispering Pines Trail (day use) provide options ranging from casual nature walks to serious wilderness hiking. The park’s focus on natural preservation and minimal development creates authentic outdoor experience for groups wanting to balance Bauman’s luxury with genuine nature immersion.

The Strategic Positioning means you can:

• Stock the fully-equipped kitchen with groceries from Sainte Geneviève stores
• Make restaurant reservations in downtown for nights when the group doesn’t want to cook
• Attend cultural events and festivals without long drives
• Day-trip to wineries and return for pool time and relaxation
• Hike Pickle Springs or Hawn State Park, then recover in the hot tub
• Explore historic sites, then retreat to private wooded sanctuary

The seven-mile distance is far enough that you’re genuinely in the woods with total privacy, yet close enough that town amenities, restaurants, attractions, and services remain easily accessible. You’re not isolated to the point of inconvenience, but you’re not close enough that traffic noise, neighbors, or town activity intrude on the retreat atmosphere.

The Outdoor Recreation: Pickle Springs and Hawn State Park

For groups staying at Bauman’s who want to venture beyond wine tasting and historic site touring into genuine outdoor recreation, the nearby Pickle Springs Natural Area and Hawn State Park provide diverse options:

Pickle Springs Natural Area offers:

Unique Geology – Sandstone formations creating arches, narrow canyons, rock shelves, and the distinctive features that give the area its reputation as one of Missouri’s most geologically interesting locations. The formations resulted from weathering and erosion over millions of years, creating landscapes that seem transported from the American Southwest rather than Missouri forests.

The Trail System – A 2-mile loop trail (relatively short, allowing morning or afternoon excursions rather than all-day commitments) that passes most of the area’s distinctive features including:

• Double Arch (natural stone arch formation)
• Cauliflower Rocks (unusual weathered sandstone)
• Slot canyon passages (narrow rock corridors)
• Rock shelters and overhangs
• Diverse forest communities

Photography Opportunities – The unusual geology and dramatic formations create Instagram-worthy backgrounds and provide visual variety that typical Missouri forest hiking doesn’t offer.

Moderate Difficulty – The trail includes some elevation changes, rock scrambles, and uneven terrain but remains accessible to reasonably fit adults and children old enough for careful navigation of rocky areas.

Seasonal Interest – Spring wildflowers, fall color, winter ice formations, and summer green canopy create year-round appeal with different aesthetic each season.

Proximity to Bauman’s – At 25-30 minutes away, Pickle Springs makes an ideal morning activity: breakfast at Bauman’s, hike Pickle Springs, return for lunch and pool time.

Hawn State Park provides:

Wilderness Experience – The park’s 4,953 acres offer genuine wilderness character with minimal development and emphasis on natural preservation. This appeals to groups wanting more authentic outdoor immersion than manicured state parks provide.

Trail Options:

• Whispering Pines Trail (day use, offering shorter hikes through pine forests)
• Pickle Creek Trail (10-mile backpacking trail for serious hikers, named for the creek it follows)
• Additional trails exploring various park features

Creek Valleys – Pickle Creek and other waterways create scenic valleys, provide water features for photography and contemplation, and support diverse ecosystems different from upland forests.

Camping – For groups where some members want a wilderness camping experience while others prefer Bauman’s luxury, the park’s camping facilities allow splitting the group: hardcore campers can spend a night under the stars, then rejoin the luxury contingent for pool time and hot tub recovery.

Wildlife Viewing – The park’s size and wilderness character support diverse wildlife populations including white-tailed deer, wild turkey, various bird species, and other forest inhabitants.

Seasonal Activities:

• Spring: Wildflower viewing and creek exploration during higher water flows
• Summer: Forest hiking under tree canopy providing shade
• Fall: Color displays as hardwood forests transition
• Winter: Quiet solitude and stark beauty of bare forests

Distance from Bauman’s – At 30-40 minutes, Hawn State Park requires more committed excursion planning but rewards with more extensive wilderness experience than shorter nature areas provide.

Combining Outdoor Recreation with Luxury Amenities:

The genius of staying at Bauman’s while exploring Pickle Springs and Hawn State Park is the contrast between wilderness hiking and luxury recovery:

Morning: Hike the challenging terrain at Pickle Springs, scrambling over rocks and navigating slot canyons

Midday: Return to Bauman’s for lunch, shower off trail dust

Afternoon: Relax in the pool while muscles recover

Evening: Soak in the hot tub easing hiking-induced soreness, then gather around the fire pit sharing stories about the day’s adventures

This combination—serious outdoor recreation paired with genuine luxury amenities—appeals to groups containing both hardcore outdoors enthusiasts and people who prefer their nature with nearby showers and comfortable beds. Everyone gets what they want: the hikers get their trail time, the relaxation-seekers get pool and hot tub access, and the evenings unite everyone in the comfortable communal spaces.

The Winery Circuit: Charleville, Crown Valley, and Cave Vineyard

For groups less interested in hiking and more focused on wine tasting, the Sainte Geneviève area’s winery concentration provides full itineraries without repeating venues:

Charleville Vineyard & Microbrewery stands out for:

The Views – Hilltop location providing rolling vineyard vistas that rival more famous wine regions. The scenery alone justifies the visit, and the outdoor seating allows lingering over wine while appreciating the landscape.

Wine and Beer Combination – The vineyard produces wines while the microbrewery creates craft beers, appealing to diverse palates within groups where not everyone loves wine.

Food Service – The restaurant offers seasonal menus that pair with wines, allowing proper wine country dining experience rather than just tasting room visits.

The Atmosphere – Reviews consistently mention the welcoming atmosphere, attentive service, and overall experience that makes Charleville a highlight rather than just another winery stop.

Distance from Bauman’s – Close enough for easy visits, allowing multiple trips if the group particularly enjoys Charleville’s offerings.

Who Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape Serves

This property appeals to specific group types whose needs align with what Bauman’s offers:

Large Family Reunions – The 23-person capacity, multiple bedrooms and bathrooms, enormous kitchen table for family-style meals, and diverse amenities (pool for kids, hot tub for adults, games for teenagers, quiet spaces for grandparents) make Bauman’s ideal for gathering extended families under one roof.

Multi-Family Friend Groups – Two, three, or four families traveling together can share costs while maintaining some privacy through separate bedroom assignments. The communal spaces encourage socializing while the property size prevents the crowding that makes multi-family vacations stressful.

Corporate Retreats – The combination of luxury amenities, privacy, and recreational options creates environment conducive to team-building, strategic planning sessions, and rewarding high-performing teams with memorable experiences.

Wedding Parties – Entire wedding parties (bride, groom, bridesmaids, groomsmen, close family) can stay together before or after weddings in the Sainte Geneviève area, creating bonding time and simplifying logistics.

Milestone Celebrations – Big birthdays (50th, 60th, 70th), anniversaries, graduations, retirements, or other significant life events justify gathering loved ones for multi-day celebrations at destination property rather than single-evening restaurant parties.

Girls’ Weekends / Guys’ Trips – Groups of friends seeking upscale retreat can spread costs across 10-15 people, making the luxury affordable while enjoying privacy that hotels can’t provide.

Extended Family Holidays – Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, or other holiday gatherings gain special character when celebrated at distinctive property rather than cramming into someone’s house.

Outdoor Recreation Groups – Hiking clubs, cycling groups, or outdoor enthusiasts can use Bauman’s as a base camp for exploring Pickle Springs, Hawn State Park, and other regional natural areas while enjoying luxury amenities between adventures.

Wine Enthusiasts – Groups planning winery tours can return to the comfortable retreat rather than driving back to distant hotels after tastings.

What Makes Bauman’s Worth the Investment

Luxury vacation properties command premium rates, so understanding what makes Bauman’s worth the cost helps potential guests evaluate value:

The Per-Person Math – When split among 15-23 guests, even premium nightly rates become reasonable per-person costs, especially compared to hotel rooms that would require 8-12 separate bookings at $100-150+ per night each.

The Resort Alternative – Compared to booking resort with conference facilities, pool access, and group dining, Bauman’s provides similar or superior amenities with total privacy and no additional resort fees, parking charges, or per-person activity costs.

The Included Amenities – The pool, hot tub, game equipment, sound system, outdoor kitchen, and recreational facilities would cost hundreds of dollars daily if rented separately or accessed at resort charging per-use fees.

The Privacy Premium – Total privacy allowing you to blast music, swim at midnight, use the hot tub whenever, and generally behave without concern for neighbors or other guests creates value that crowded resorts cannot match regardless of their facilities.

The Location Benefits – Seven miles from town, close to wineries and outdoor recreation, yet surrounded by woods means you’re paying for both accessibility and seclusion—the combination that’s hardest to find and most valuable when you do.

The Experience vs. Things Trade-Off – Money spent on memorable experiences with loved ones (the reunion where everyone stayed together, the corporate retreat that actually built team cohesion, the friend weekend that became legendary) creates value that material purchases cannot match.

Practical Information

Location: 334 Hammermill Trail, Ste. Genevieve, MO 63670

Contact:

• Phone: (573) 517-2600
• Website: www.baumansdeepwoodsescape.com
• Also bookable through Jemma Properties, Airbnb, Expedia, and other platforms

Capacity: Up to 23 guests

Bedrooms: 5 bedrooms with custom bunks and various bed configurations

Bathrooms: 5 bathrooms (3.5 full baths)

Size: 4,500 square feet

Key Amenities:

• 40-foot heated pool with year-round enclosure
• Hot tub
• Indoor and outdoor bars with commercial ice maker
• Outdoor kitchen/BBQ area
• Multiple fire pits
• Sand volleyball court
• Horseshoe pits
• Washer toss
• Ping pong table
• Billiards table
• Sonos WiFi whole-house sound system
• Multiple gas fireplaces
• Multiple decks and patios
• Fully stocked kitchen
• Complete bathroom amenities
• Board games and card games
• Pool toys and floatation devices

Nearby Attractions:

• Downtown Sainte Geneviève (7 miles)
• Charleville Vineyard & Microbrewery (15-20 minutes)
• Crown Valley Winery (10-15 minutes)
• Cave Vineyard (15-20 minutes)
• Pickle Springs Natural Area (25-30 minutes)
• Hawn State Park (30-40 minutes)

Best For:

• Family reunions (15-23 people)
• Multi-family vacations
• Corporate retreats and team building
• Wedding party accommodations
• Milestone celebrations
• Extended holiday gatherings
• Girls’ weekends / guys’ trips
• Outdoor recreation groups
• Wine country touring groups

Escape to the Deep Woods Without Sacrificing Luxury

Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape delivers exactly what its name promises: an escape into the deep woods where privacy is total, nature surrounds you, and the only sounds are birdsong and your group’s laughter. But unlike primitive cabin retreats where “escape” means roughing it with minimal facilities, Bauman’s provides the luxury resort amenities that transform escape from endurance test into genuine vacation: the year-round heated pool for swimming in December, the hot tub for soaking under stars, the outdoor kitchen for grilling while never leaving the beautiful wooded setting, the Sonos system for soundtrack to your gathering, and the 4,500 square feet ensuring that 23 people can coexist comfortably under one roof.

You’re seven miles from Sainte Geneviève’s French colonial history and downtown dining. You’re a short drive from Charleville’s hilltop vineyard views, Pickle Springs’ unique geological formations, and Hawn State Park’s wilderness trails. Yet you’re surrounded by deep woods that create the illusion of being hours from civilization rather than minutes from town.

Book Bauman’s Deep Woods Escape for the reunion where everyone actually stays together. Reserve it for the corporate retreat that builds genuine team bonds. Gather friends for the weekend that becomes the story you tell for years. Celebrate milestones in a setting that matches the significance of the occasion. Create memories in a place where the property itself becomes part of the experience rather than just background to activities happening elsewhere.

This is country sophistication at its best—luxury and nature, privacy and accessibility, rustic charm and modern convenience, all wrapped into one breathtaking property that delivers everything you need for the perfect group retreat.

Contact: (573) 517-2600 | www.baumansdeepwoodsescape.com | 334 Hammermill Trail, Ste. Genevieve, MO 63670